For our Summer Institute publication, we need “author blurbs”–those little “About the author” snippets that follow many articles/chapters in academic publications. These generally use the 3rd person, so it may feel a little awkward. Here’s an example from last year: “Andy _____ has taught mathematics for twelve years, most recently at _____ High School in Northern California. He is an avid outdoorsman, and coaches running sports at his school. He likes his women the way he likes his scotch: twelve years old and on the cheap side. He lives in Chico, CA.” You should feel free to include something funny or slightly irreverent, although I don’t know that you should go quite as far as Andy did–it could get you in trouble!

Please post your author blurb in the “comments” section.